18 Aug 2008

Drawing

random things I drew once, I scanned them and here they are. I am no artist but there's other outlets for imagination. Click to enlarge if you like.

Glowy orb thingy


I want a world where signs are always up-to-date


Spaceshroom



Tanktank


yes i know it's creased

7 Aug 2008

rejections, rejections...

I'm beginning to become aware of just how bad I must look to the employers I'm sending CVs to. The lack of reply is no surprise, that's just how failed applications with no relevant experience go. I wouldn't consider waiting for a second, so I keep searching...'though unemployed for 2 months now this is starting to get very annoying..

An image has been building in my head of publishing bosses looking at my cover letter and CV and rejecting it. I can see them sat in an office, leaning back in a chair made from the skin and bones of something rare animal, window blinds almost closed, light struggles to tear through the slits and there he or she sits, manically laughing with a cigar in the mouth so hard that it falls out onto my carefully edited documents and ignites them, laughing even harder as it burns in front of them, they hold it in their hand aflame because they have no feeling in their fingers...nor their soul...he/she scrunches the burning material into a compact ball of fire and hurls it at a kitten who happens to be there in the corner - the kitten bursts into flames. He/She stares at it until it explodes, futher laughter ensues....

or something similar

3 Aug 2008

I want to believe

I don't give a damn about the X-files.

I believe that the second X-files film is going to be terrible; despite a cameo from the one and only Billy Connely the trailer looked miserably boring and I never paid that much attention to the show so I can't say I'll be investing any money. I was on a writing forum and saw this pic and it has me convinced we're being watched by things other than British CCTV:


Source: http://www.cabiz.net/zolaric/ccposter.jpg

I thought that was pretty special..


...but look at this:

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/uk_enl_1092327199/html/1.stm

Now if that isn't a sign I don't know what is.

I do want to believe, but I believe and fear we are merely being used as an art canvas.

In short: say hello properly and stop being mystical or don't bother..or just eradicate big brother from my tv's screen. God I hate big brother.